Here are a few quotes that might make you laugh on this friday afternoon…

“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” -Yogi Berra

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.” -Dick Cavett

“The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.” -Dwight Eisenhower

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is ten, or something.” -Dennis Rodman

“I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” -Miss Alabama 1994

“A man is only as old as the woman he feels.” -Groucho Marx

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” -Joe Theisman

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.” -Bob Dole

“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.” -George H. W. Bush

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” -Britney Spears

Have a great weekend!